Cheddar’s Birthday!

•November 19, 2008 • 1 Comment

Today was former flatmate Cheddar’s birthday! So again, another chance to get shitfaced and mebbe meet potential…er…”partners”. I got the shitfacing part right. As for the partners – meh. Noone I haven’t met. And noone I’d…er…go out with. So back to the batcave for me. And now I’m watching Zoolander.

To make me feel good about not being…erm, good-looking.

So wake me up before you go-go.

New header~

•November 18, 2008 • Leave a Comment

I posted in a new header image huzzah!

Time Travel at the speed of regular Time

•November 16, 2008 • 3 Comments

This is Dethklok.

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They’re a virtual death metal band who star in Metalocalypse, a cartoon show on Cartoon Network’s [adult swim] block.

In one episode, they invented something called the “Time Travel Face Bag”. A time-traveling device that lets them “travel into the future at the speed of regular time,” which is basically a garbage bag they wear over their heads for a few minutes and voila.

I came up with something similar: It’s called sleeping in. I just got up and it’s like almost 3 in the afternoon already here.

Time Travel’s really handy when you know you got nothing to do anyway and you just wanna skip past all those doing nothings and having to think about stuff.

I get by with a little help from my friends…

•November 15, 2008 • Leave a Comment

A lot, actually. A coupla friends came to hang with me here at home last night after my sending out a message in a bottle. Gave me some soda pep. Which seeped into my heart. Giving me reason to explore that vast, daunting, real world beyond the borders of my kingdom today. Pessimistic positivity now rules my psyche. For rockbottom is a place where you can’t go anywhere else but up unless you stay.

Hyperacidity

•November 14, 2008 • 2 Comments

I got to drinking by my lonesome last night. Got really pissed and started puking and shit. So I called it a night and passed out.

Fast-forwarding memory to a more recent one:

My tummy burns with acid. I screwed up. Ow.

Pierce me, I must be dreaming.

•November 12, 2008 • 5 Comments

I just wanted to talk to my ex. Wrap things up properly.

But she denies me audience, and hits me with a sucker punch entitled “I have a boyfriend now”.

I plea for a hearing the whole day, and I’m ignored.

So to celebrate the death of true love, I got me a piercing.

I am now lovely.

Yorick’s Sad Dad

•November 10, 2008 • Leave a Comment
Not yet the last man

Y: Not yet the last man

Another comicbook quote I got fer yez. It’s just weird that I start reading a lotta comics to escape from the breakup thing only to run into this. Yorick from Y: The Last Man comforting future girlfriend Beth.